Tuesday, November 23, 2010

...and this one from cousin Julie

A Blonde, a Car and a Mattress
A blonde ran over an innerspring mattress on the highway, and decided not to worry -- and kept on driving. It caught on the undercarriage of her Ford.

The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to tear a hole in the fuel tank. The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought her vehicle to its knees.

She had managed to drive 30 miles, with a 60 pound tangle of stuff wrapped around her drive shaft.

She had it towed to her Ford dealership, and complained that the vehicle had a 'sort of a noise' when she was driving at high speeds.

Below are the photos of what they found at her Ford Dealership....................

The last photo is by far the best. "Sort of a noise" -- I'll bet it did!
And I thought I was getting another blonde joke email……..

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